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I Think We're Alone Now Talks Technology!

  • The Stonewall Inn 53 Christopher Street New York, NY, 10014 United States (map)

With emotions running high from trying to teach their moms how to turn on an iPad and the entire plot line of Terminator 2 running through their heads (well, let's be honest, they're mostly just thinking of Linda Hamilton in a tank top) (hellllloooo nurse, amirite?), Colette and Olivia are pulling on their finest Steve Jobs turtlenecks and heading back to the Stonewall stage! Because they spent most of summer vacation watching TED Talks and NOT breaking their phones, the ladies of ITWAN have decided they have the expertise and education required to talk about the girl who truly runs the world: TECHNOLOGY! Does Olivia understand why her computer keeps shutting off whenever her charger falls out? No! Does Colette keep loudly referring to engineering and programming as "bleep boop stuff"? Embarrassingly yes! But these two millennials are stepping out of the Babetrix and taking on all your bleep bloop stuff, TED style. (By the way - who is Ted?)

Tickets will be on sale at the door for $2 cash or any amount of Bitcoins that you can offer because we read a Daily Beast headline that mentioned Bitcoins once and apparently it is something people should invest in so we’re diversifying. Bits for Bitcoins!!!!!! Seating is first come, first served, with the entire first row reserved as memorial seating for all our dearly departed Tamagotchi pets. (Tamagotchi is dead, long live Tamagotchi!) There’s a two-drink minimum, cash or card, with each drink being accompanied by a bucket of rice in case any electronics get just the slightest bit damp.