Practice your pronunciation of “un autre verre, s'il vous plait”, put all your valuables in a waterproof fanny pack, and make sure to bring extra socks because your mile high hunnies Colette and Olivia are dragging their baggage (metaphorical & otherwise) back to the Stonewall stage and they’re real greedy when it comes to overhead storage!!! With a pair of sensible flats on and Purell in the least expected places, these Patagonia papis are serving up comedy by the 3.4 oz and talking about all things TRAVEL.
Tickets will be on sale at the door for $2 cash, duty-free. Seating is first come, first served, with a complimentary grumpy toddler with restless leg syndrome placed directly behind you and a chronically coughing conspiracy theorist who really wants to talk to you about chem trails seated to your left. There’s a two-drink minimum, cash or card, and no matter what you order, it *will* be coming with a tiny umbrella and that’s a goddamn privilege.